DESTROYED

Alas, it is true.

The StarRainbowUnicorns were knocked to second place in week 5.

SECOND PLACE! I know it so well-- I've lived there my whole entire life. *sob*

By two points.

TWO LOUSY POINTS!!!

But I will go on-- for you, for the Moms-- I will go on. I will arrange the team and press forward and replace the guys on Bye because I CARE. Because winning MEANS SOMETHING.

Also because technically we can't quit.